Boy Meets Girls

I dedicate to this to my wife. She brings me so much joy. This is my spin on the old-time story of romance: BOY MEETS GIRL Girl walks by boy, boy either has the confidence to go right up to girl and speak and meets girl, or boy remains "good friends" with girl for ten-twelve years before they realize they are for meant each other. Boy dates (or courts if you are a Chrisitan) Girl. Girl is decieved realizes that this Boy is an exception to the rule that all boys are pigs as boy woos girl with his God-given charm and lavishes girl with gifts that make girl blush, but simultaneously prove boy has no little or no ability to make sound financial decisions in the future. Girl falls in love with boy, and boy with girl. Boy finances ring and awaits the perfect and most uncommon moment in the world to bow before girl asking her hand in marriage. Little does boy know, girl knows its coming and has braced herself for it, but girl acts overwhelmed anyway, thus re-paying boy for his earlier deception. Boy is engaged to girl. Boy wishes to plan with girl but soon finds out it's best for boy to stay out of girls plans, or perhaps that girl already has plans and only asked boy to confirm what girl already thinks. After boy fails on the first three inquiries, boy relinquishes planning rights and signs over full control to girl. Boy will run many errands though, picking up what girl has chosen or ordered. Boy marries Girl. Girl and Boy are swept away into a magical leand of wedded bliss. Boy and Girl discover several things on honeymoon that boy leaves unsaid in this note due to fear of facebook expulsion. Boy and Girl after sometime decide that little boy or girl would be fun. For some reason, boy and girl seem to think marriage doesnt provide enough excitement and disorganization. Boy and Girl feel that they have arrived at everything life offers to boy and girl, and feel its their time to teach a little boy or girl how to survive in the world. Boy and Girl have no idea what they are doing. Little girl or boy come into the world confirming the clulesseness of older and wiser boy and girl. Such ignorance is revealed after a while that all rationale goes out the window and boy and girl decide to have more little boys and girls. Life is soon taken over by the worlds most noisy toys and near-impossible to assemble play-stations. Boy and Girl, as boy did earlier in the union, relinquish control to little boy and girl and things go chaotic. Boy and girl bring the boy and girl that decided to bring them into the world in to consult. Little does boy and girl know, those people take little boy and girl for the weekend and further soilidify little girl and boy's control. After a short while, boy and girl regain control and begin to learn balance. In all the chaos, boy and girl start to remember why they fell in love. Boy and girl learn what it is to give and take, even though it seems girl will always give more. Boy learns that girl is even more amazing of a creation than he ever imagined, and falls in love with girl more everyday. Although, one day boy realizes that in the midst of all girl does so well, God never created girl with a laundry folding chip. Boy realizes that if he takes that on as his one consistent task, girl would fall in love with him all over too. Boy begins to fold laundry without being asked by girl. Boy and Girl live happily ever after.